Mark Twain: A Biography

The Personal and Literary Life of Samuel Langhorne Clemens

by

Albert Bigelow Paine


Table of Contents

    1835-1866

  1. ANCESTORS
  2. THE FORTUNES OF JOHN AND JANE CLEMENS
  3. A HUMBLE BIRTHPLACE
  4. BEGINNING A LONG JOURNEY
  5. THE WAY OF FORTUNE
  6. A NEW HOME
  7. THE LITTLE TOWN OF HANNIBAL
  8. THE FARM
  9. SCHOOL-DAYS
  10. EARLY VICISSITUDE AND SORROW
  11. DAYS OF EDUCATION
  12. TOM SAWYER’S BAND
  13. THE GENTLER SIDE
  14. THE PASSING OF JOHN CLEMENS
  15. A YOUNG BEN FRANKLIN
  16. THE TURNING-POINT
  17. THE HANNIBAL “JOURNAL”
  18. THE BEGINNING OF A LITERARY LIFE
  19. IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF FRANKLIN
  20. KEOKUK DAYS
  21. SCOTCHMAN NAMED MACFARLANE
  22. THE OLD CALL OF THE RIVER
  23. THE SUPREME SCIENCE
  24. THE RIVER CURRICULUM
  25. LOVE-MAKING AND ADVENTURE
  26. THE TRAGEDY OF THE “PENNSYLVANIA”
  27. THE PILOT
  28. PILOTING AND PROPHECY
  29. THE END OF PILOTING
  30. THE SOLDIER
  31. OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY
  32. THE PIONEER
  33. THE PROSPECTOR
  34. TERRITORIAL CHARACTERISTICS
  35. THE MINER
  36. LAST MINING DAYS
  37. THE NEW ESTATE
  38. ONE OF THE “STAFF”
  39. PHILOSOPHY AND POETRY
  40. “MARK TWAIN”
  41. THE CREAM OF COMSTOCK HUMOR
  42. REPORTORIAL DAYS
  43. ARTEMUS WARD
  44. GOVERNOR OF THE “THIRD HOUSE”
  45. A COMSTOCK DUEL
  46. GETTING SETTLED IN SAN FRANCISCO
  47. BOHEMIAN DAYS
  48. THE REFUGE OF THE HILLS
  49. THE JUMPING FROG
  50. BACK TO THE TUMULT
  51. THE CORNER-STONE
  52. A COMMISSION TO THE SANDWICH ISLANDS
  53. ANSON BURLINGAME AND THE “HORNET” DISASTER
  54. 1866-1875

  55. THE LECTURER
  56. HIGHWAY ROBBERY
  57. BACK TO THE STATES
  58. OLD FRIENDS AND NEW PLANS
  59. A NEW BOOK AND A LECTURE
  60. THE FIRST BOOK
  61. THE INNOCENTS AT SEA
  62. THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
  63. THE RETURN OF THE PILGRIMS
  64. IN WASHINGTON—A PUBLISHING PROPOSITION
  65. OLIVIA LANGDON
  66. A CONTRACT WITH ELISHA BLISS, JR.
  67. BACK TO SAN FRANCISCO
  68. A VISIT TO ELMIRA
  69. THE REV. “JOE” TWICHELL
  70. A LECTURE TOUR
  71. INNOCENTS AT HOME—AND “THE INNOCENTS ABROAD”
  72. THE GREAT BOOK OF TRAVEL
  73. THE PURCHASE OF A PAPER
  74. THE FIRST MEETING WITH HOWELLS
  75. THE WEDDING-DAY
  76. AS TO DESTINY
  77. ON THE BUFFALO “EXPRESS”
  78. THE “GALAXY”
  79. THE PRIMROSE PATH
  80. THE OLD HUMAN STORY
  81. LITERARY PROJECTS
  82. SOME FURTHER LITERARY MATTERS
  83. THE WRITING OF “ROUGHING IT”
  84. LECTURING DAYS
  85. “ROUGHING IT”
  86. A BIRTH, A DEATH, AND A VOYAGE
  87. ENGLAND
  88. THE BOOK THAT WAS NEVER WRITTEN
  89. “THE GILDED AGE”
  90. PLANNING A NEW HOME
  91. A LONG ENGLISH HOLIDAY
  92. A LONDON LECTURE
  93. FURTHER LONDON LECTURE TRIUMPHS
  94. THE REAL COLONEL SELLERS-GOLDEN DAYS
  95. BEGINNING “TOM SAWYER”
  96. AN “ATLANTIC” STORY AND A PLAY
  97. THE NEW HOME
  98. THE WALK TO BOSTON
  99. “OLD TIMES ON THE MISSISSIPPI”
  100. A TYPEWRITER, AND A JOKE ON ALDRICH
  101. RAYMOND, MENTAL TELEGRAPHY, ETC.
  102. CONCLUDING “TOM SAWYER”—MARK TWAIN’s “EDITORS”
  103. “SKETCHES NEW AND OLD”
  104. “ATLANTIC” DAYS
  105. 1875-1886

  106. MARK TWAIN AND HIS WIFE
  107. MARK TWAIN AT FORTY
  108. HIS FIRST STAGE APPEARANCE
  109. HOWELLS, CLEMENS, AND “GEORGE”
  110. SUMMER LABORS AT QUARRY FARM
  111. THE PUBLIC APPEARANCE OF “TOM SAWYER”
  112. MARK TWAIN AND BRET HARTE WRITE A PLAY
  113. A BERMUDA HOLIDAY
  114. A NEW PLAY AND A NEW TALE
  115. TWO DOMESTIC DRAMAS
  116. THE WHITTIER BIRTHDAY SPEECH
  117. HARTFORD AND BILLIARDS
  118. OFF FOR GERMANY
  119. GERMANY AND GERMAN
  120. TRAMPING WITH TWICHELL
  121. ITALIAN DAYS
  122. IN MUNICH
  123. PARIS, ENGLAND, AND HOMEWARD BOUND
  124. AN INTERLUDE
  125. THE GRANT SPEECH OF 1879
  126. ANOTHER “ATLANTIC” SPEECH
  127. THE QUIETER THINGS OF HOME
  128. “A TRAMP ABROAD”
  129. LETTERS, TALES, AND PLANS
  130. MARK TWAIN’s ABSENT-MINDEDNESS
  131. FURTHER AFFAIRS AT THE FARM
  132. COPYRIGHT AND OTHER FANCIES
  133. WORKING FOR GARFIELD
  134. A NEW PUBLISHER
  135. THE THREE FIRES—SOME BENEFACTIONS
  136. LITERARY PROJECTS AND A MONUMENT TO ADAM
  137. A TRIP WITH SHERMAN AND AN INTERVIEW WITH GRANT.
  138. “THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER”
  139. CERTAIN ATTACKS AND REPRISALS
  140. MANY UNDERTAKINGS
  141. FINANCIAL AND LITERARY
  142. DOWN THE RIVER
  143. LITERATURE AND PHILOSOPHY
  144. “LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI”
  145. A GUEST OF ROYALTY
  146. A SUMMER LITERARY HARVEST
  147. HOWELLS AND CLEMENS WRITE A PLAY
  148. DISTINGUISHED VISITORS
  149. THE FORTUNES OF A PLAY
  150. CABLE AND HIS GREAT JOKE
  151. MARK TWAIN IN BUSINESS
  152. FARM PICTURES
  153. MARK TWAIN MUGWUMPS
  154. PLATFORMING WITH CABLE
  155. HUCK FINN COMES INTO HIS OWN
  156. THE MEMOIRS OF GENERAL GRANT
  157. DAYS WITH A DYING HERO
  158. THE CLOSE OF A GREAT CAREER
  159. MINOR MATTERS OF A GREAT YEAR
  160. MARK TWAIN AT FIFTY
  161. THE LIFE OF THE POPE
  162. A GREAT PUBLISHER AT HOME
  163. 1886-1900

  164. HISTORY: MAINLY BY SUSY
  165. BROWNING, MEREDITH, AND MEISTERSCHAFT
  166. LETTER TO THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND
  167. SOME FURTHER ACCOUNT OF CHARLES L. WEBSTER & CO.
  168. LETTERS, VISITS, AND VISITORS
  169. A “PLAYER” AND A MASTER OF ARTS
  170. NOTES AND LITERARY MATTERS
  171. INTRODUCING NYE AND RILEY AND OTHERS
  172. THE COMING OF KIPLING
  173. “THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER” ON THE STAGE
  174. “A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT”
  175. THE “YANKEE” IN ENGLAND
  176. A SUMMER AT ONTEORA
  177. THE MACHINE
  178. “THE CLAIMANT”—LEAVING HARTFORD
  179. A EUROPEAN SUMMER
  180. KORNERSTRASSE,7
  181. A WINTER IN BERLIN
  182. A DINNER WITH WILLIAM II.
  183. MANY WANDERINGS
  184. NAUHEIM AND THE PRINCE OF WALES
  185. THE VILLA VIVIANI
  186. THE SIEUR DE CONTE AND JOAN
  187. NEW HOPE IN THE MACHINE
  188. AN INTRODUCTION TO H. H. ROGERS
  189. “THE BELLE OF NEW YORK”
  190. SOME LITERARY MATTERS
  191. FAILURE
  192. AN EVENTFUL YEAR ENDS
  193. STARTING ON THE LONG TRAIL
  194. (Continued.)
  195. “FOLLOWING THE EQUATOR”
  196. THE PASSING OF SUSY
  197. WINTER IN TEDWORTH SQUARE
  198. “PERSONAL RECOLLECTIONS OF JOAN OF ARC”
  199. MR. ROGERS AND HELEN KELLER
  200. FINISHING THE BOOK OF TRAVEL
  201. A SUMMER IN SWITZERLAND
  202. WINTER IN VIENNA
  203. MARK TWAIN PAYS HIS DEBTS
  204. SOCIAL LIFE IN VIENNA
  205. LITERARY WORK IN VIENNA
  206. AN IMPERIAL TRAGEDY
  207. THE SECOND WINTER IN VIENNA
  208. SPEECHES THAT WERE NOT MADE
  209. A SUMMER IN SWEDEN
  210. 30, WELLINGTON COURT
  211. MARK TWAIN AND THE WARS
  212. PLASMON, AND A NEW MAGAZINE
  213. 1900-1907

  214. LONDON SOCIAL AFFAIRS
  215. DOLLIS HILL AND HOME
  216. THE RETURN OF THE CONQUEROR
  217. MARK TWAIN—GENERAL SPOKESMAN
  218. MARK TWAIN AND THE MISSIONARIES
  219. SUMMER AT “THE LAIR”
  220. RIVERDALE—A YALE DEGREE
  221. MARK TWAIN IN POLITICS
  222. NEW INTERESTS AND INVESTMENTS
  223. YACHTING AND THEOLOGY
  224. MARK TWAIN AND THE PHILIPPINES
  225. THE RETURN OF THE NATIVE
  226. A PROPHET HONORED IN HIS COUNTRY
  227. AT YORK HARBOR
  228. THE SIXTY-SEVENTH BIRTHDAY DINNER
  229. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CONTROVERSIES
  230. “WAS IT HEAVEN? OR HELL?”
  231. THE SECOND RIVERDALE WINTER
  232. PROFFERED HONORS
  233. THE LAST SUMMER AT ELMIRA
  234. THE RETURN TO FLORENCE
  235. THE CLOSE OF A BEAUTIFUL LIFE
  236. THE SAD JOURNEY HOME
  237. BEGINNING ANOTHER HOME
  238. LIFE AT 21 FIFTH AVENUE
  239. A SUMMER IN NEW HAMPSHIRE
  240. AT PIER 70
  241. AFTERMATH
  242. THE WRITER MEETS MARK TWAIN
  243. WORKING WITH MARK TWAIN
  244. THE DEFINITION OF A GENTLEMAN
  245. GORKY, HOWELLS, AND MARK TWAIN
  246. MARK TWAIN’S GOOD-BY TO THE PLATFORM
  247. AN INVESTMENT IN REDDING
  248. TRAITS AND PHILOSOPHIES
  249. IN THE DAY’S ROUND
  250. THE SECOND SUMMER AT DUBLIN
  251. DUBLIN, CONTINUED
  252. “WHAT IS MAN?” AND THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY
  253. BILLIARDS
  254. PHILOSOPHY AND PESSIMISM
  255. A LOBBYING EXPEDITION
  256. THEOLOGY AND EVOLUTION
  257. AN EVENING WITH HELEN KELLER
  258. BILLIARD-ROOM NOTES
  259. FURTHER PERSONALITIES
  260. 1907-1910

  261. HONORS FROM OXFORD
  262. A TRUE ENGLISH WELCOME
  263. DOCTOR OF LITERATURE, OXFORD
  264. LONDON SOCIAL HONORS
  265. MATTERS PSYCHIC AND OTHERWISE
  266. MINOR EVENTS AND DIVERSIONS
  267. FROM MARK TWAIN’s MAIL
  268. SOME LITERARY LUNCHEONS
  269. “CAPTAIN STORMFIELD” IN PRINT
  270. LOTOS CLUB HONORS
  271. A WINTER IN BERMUDA
  272. VIEWS AND ADDRESSES
  273. REDDING
  274. FIRST DAYS AT STORMFIELD
  275. THE ALDRICH MEMORIAL
  276. DEATH OF “SAM” MOFFETT
  277. STORMFIELD ADVENTURES
  278. STORMFIELD PHILOSOPHIES
  279. CITIZEN AND FARMER
  280. A MANTEL AND A BABY ELEPHANT
  281. SHAKESPEARE-BACON TALK
  282. “IS SHAKESPEARE DEAD?”
  283. THE DEATH OF HENRY ROGERS
  284. AN EXTENSION OF COPYRIGHT
  285. A WARNING
  286. THE LAST SUMMER AT STORMFIELD
  287. PERSONAL MEMORANDA
  288. ASTRONOMY AND DREAMS
  289. A LIBRARY CONCERT
  290. A WEDDING AT STORMFIELD
  291. AUTUMN DAYS
  292. MARK TWAIN’S READING
  293. A BERMUDA BIRTHDAY
  294. THE DEATH OF JEAN
  295. THE RETURN TO BERMUDA
  296. LETTERS FROM BERMUDA
  297. THE VOYAGE HOME
  298. THE RETURN TO THE INVISIBLE
  299. THE LAST RITES
  300. MARK TWAIN’S RELIGION
  301. POSTSCRIPT

Appendices

  1. LETTER FROM ORION CLEMENS TO MISS WOOD CONCERNING HENRY CLEMENS
  2. MARK TWAIN’S BURLESQUE OF CAPTAIN ISAIAH SELLERS
  3. MARK TWAIN’S EMPIRE CITY HOAX
  4. FROM MARK TWAIN’S FIRST LECTURE, DELIVERED OCTOBER 2, 1866
  5. FROM “THE JUMPING FROG” BOOK (MARK TWAIN’S FIRST PUBLISHED VOLUME)
  6. THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
  7. MARK TWAIN AT THE CORRESPONDENTS CLUB, WASHINGTON
  8. ANNOUNCEMENT FOR LECTURE OF JULY 2, 1868
  9. MARK TWAIN’S CHAMPIONSHIP OF THOMAS K. BEECHER
  10. THE INDIGNITY PUT UPON THE REMAINS OF GEORGE HOLLAND BY THE REV. MR. SABINE
  11. A SUBSTITUTE FOR RULOFF HAVE WE A SIDNEY CARTON AMONG US?
  12. ABOUT LONDON
  13. LETTER WRITTEN TO MRS. CLEMENS FROM BOSTON, NOVEMBER, 1874, PROPHESYING A MONARCHY IN SIXTY-ONE YEARS
  14. MARK TWAIN AND COPYRIGHT
  15. APPENDIX O
  16. THE ADAM MONUMENT PETITION
  17. GENERAL GRANT’S GRAMMAR
  18. PARTY ALLEGIANCE
  19. ORIGINAL PREFACE FOR “A CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT”
  20. A TRIBUTE TO HENRY H. ROGERS
  21. FROM MARK TWAIN’S LAST POEM
  22. SELECTIONS FROM AN UNFINISHED BOOK, “3,000 YEARS AMONG THE MICROBES”
  23. LITTLE BESSIE WOULD ASSIST PROVIDENCE
  24. A CHRONOLOGICAL LIST OF MARK TWAIN’S WORK PUBLISHED AND OTHERWISE—FROM 1851-1910

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